Here are some actual questions/comments that I received:
Are those fake nails? Nope, these pathetic things are mine.
Will this apple make my tooth come out? Most likely, yesh!
Why is Emi's skin black and yours is white? Me: Because that's the way God made us. Emi: Actually I wasn't grown in her belly.
So Emi was adopted? Yes.
How was Emi adopted? Her biological mom picked us to be Emi's parents before Emi was born.
So Emi's sisters are with her Real Mom? Yes.
How was the Philippines discovered? [What? This was actually a carryover from a Girl Scout gathering at our home last month to learn about the Philippines and earn a cooking badge.]
Wow! Maybe next week I should have a "meeting" during Emi's lunch hour..